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10月16日

For the sake of record

15-10-2007淑兰结婚摆酒。
 
老黑- 在高级餐厅内呕了超过3次,其中几次呕在人家摆到美美的餐桌上。过后在马路上睡/叭了近两个小时。
伟伦- 喝酒后哭了又哭。散席后上头,追着邱子捶打,在coffee bean吓走了好几堆客人后来跟陌生人讲话,但没有人知道他说什么。
贱佬- 酒席间很高兴因为刚做了爸爸。宴席散后开始上头,坐/睡/叭在路上两个小时,期间呕了几次。
啤泰- 散席后呕了至少10次,期间跪地总数超过半个小时。
 
人不轻狂妄少年,问君能有几回愁?
1234567, 祝你年年考第一。
 
好诗!好诗!
 
4月22日

游川

 
游川过世至今,朋友间至少有三次提起他。
 
在我们还是中学生的年代,基于一些特殊的原因,我们常常会接触到他的作品。圈内的朋友,很多人可能都会拥有一两本他的诗集或广告书籍。
 
那天提起他,友人老黑凭着记忆(老黑对于很久以前发生的事情,有着惊人的记忆,那应该是人瑞特有的奇怪能力),当场朗诵了一首游川的诗。非常不巧的,那首诗也是芸芸新诗之中,唯一我记得起的。
 
虽然所记得的诗句并不完整,但是还是想在这里与大家分享一下,作为对死者所尽的一份尊敬。
 
《寂寞》
...
 
走在人群中
突然间
有从人群中消失的冲动
消失不掉的
就是寂寞
 
 

新的Fans Club

 
13年前,大黑为当年的女班长成立了Fans Club,大力招募仰慕者,并在悉心经营之下,使得该俱乐部成为班上势力最强大的地下组织,风头一时无两。
 
12年前,一个惊艳的邂逅,大黑(和啤泰)也是立刻为女王成立Fans Club。可惜后来女王负笈英国,从此成为所谓的英女王,使到Fans Club含恨而终。
 
女班长和女王后,就是12年的空白。各有各忙,这种浪漫主义的表现一直都没有再出现。
 
一直到昨晚,大黑,丘子白和我三人上云顶观赏“Ai FM 两周年台庆演唱会”,大黑一见到罗忆诗出场,马上就有了为她成立Fans Club的冲动。
 
“罗忆诗者,23岁,拥有163cm 高挑以及45kg的标准身材,双子座的她拥有双重的个性,喜欢唱歌和创作,当然少不了主持人的个性, “超级”喜欢讲话,无论什么话题, 忆诗都可以对答如流。 毕业于马来西亚拉曼大学新闻系的忆诗,不耻下问的个性简直注定了她可以在主持界走下去。 除此之外,开朗以及爱笑的忆诗让人觉得有她的地方就有欢乐,简直是人人心中的开心果。忆诗能静,能动,能理性也能感性,对许多事情都会有自己的想法。 忆诗除了当主持人之外,她当上了马来西亚的无比音乐的歌手也曾经发过一张合辑《新乐兵》,多才多艺的忆诗,偶尔会写歌创作,而且歌曲也有在网站上发布,也得到不错的反应。 ”
 
 
到现在还没有搞清楚她是否有Fans Club,请认识她的人多多赐教。个人认为罗忆诗样貌甜美,属于戴佩妮的类型,但是皮肤较白皙,看起来也较高。歌声不错。以后应该会红。
 
以下是Fans Club 的高层名单:-
 
主席:大黑
总务:丘子白
法律顾问兼保安:我
 
有兴趣加入的朋友请联络大黑。
 
这里顺便一提昨晚大战赌城的战绩:
 
丘子白赢RM1,800.00,
我输RM50.00,
大黑输RM1900.00。
 
这次对大黑来讲可说是有史以来最贵的演唱会了。
3月26日

无题

今天在法庭看到一个酷像戴佩妮的女子。身材高窕,容貌姣好。忍不住看多几眼。
 
想不到年级轻轻就办离婚手续。不知该惋惜还是庆幸?
2月15日

掃雪文化

 
事先說明,這篇文章不会刊登在报章上,是100%的Blog entry。
 
在不经意的状况下,我写“逍遥法内”已经超过一年了。文章的可看性,有起有落,但总算没有脱过稿。用“可看性”,而不用“素质”,是因为自己非常清楚地认知到一个事实:小弟并非什么文艺人。
 
“逍遥法内”的文章,如果用村上春树的说法,那就是扫雪文化的一部分。中国报的夜报好卖,读者们工作了一整天,身心疲倦地翻开报纸,除了想知道国家大事之外,就是想读一些软性的文章。因此副刊文章万不可写得太硬。文章写得好,让读者留下印象固然是好事;但是假如好象雁过寒潭,丁点儿痕迹也没留下,那也没关系。就当作扫雪的作业,总有人要做这样的事情吧?
 
十多年的社会练沥,我如愿以偿变成一个货真货实的功利主义者。既然答应人家写稿,那么就一定要有增值效应。所以刚开始写的时候,常会大胆尝试写一些自己完全不熟悉的东西。那么一来,在写的过程中可以吸收到一些新的元素,冀望以后可以满腹杂学,出口成章。所以一开始的时候,写出来的东西有一点象是猎奇文章。现在自己看回头,还会觉得有一点不好意思。
 
过后写得急了,有时没有时间做研究,就随便乱写。这类文章,一看就知道了,多是对白式的。
 
只有在非常罕有的情况下,我才会写一些真正关于自己的东西。就算是写自己的东西,也是只拣些猫猫狗狗的来写。毕竟可以写东西的人分成两种,一种是喜欢抒发自己情感的(如大部份的文艺青年和诗人),还有一种是喜欢写出想法和构思的(如专栏作家、小说家和其他乱写一通的人),不巧我是属于后者。不管怎样榨取文思,就是玩船没有办法风花雪月起来。
 
在网上有时看到文艺青年写的东西,欣赏是没有问题,但是就是没有办法体会。不是什么遗憾的事,毕竟本来就很讨厌那种“故乡的木瓜树”、“南十字星的夜空下”和“PJ & Bear"这样的东西。
 
在中学时代有一次因为想要得奖,而特地写了一篇纯为得奖而写的东西,而且还真的让我得了奖。结果有一段时间,在校内被标上”文艺青年“的标签,连自己都以为真的是这样。这种欺世骗名的行为,到了现在终于开始起了反噬作用。恶果就是:我会无法自拔地被文艺青年的东西吸引,但是就是没有办法成为他们的一部份。乍听之下,还有一点古希腊悲剧的味道吧?
 
(题外话:这件事情后来还有后续呢。最近一次公开认罪,是在啤泰家与天洋伟伦和红酒的那晚。天洋听了我的自白后,好象有一点不开心呢。)
 
总之就是这样,写的东西不一定要好,但是一定要是自己应该写的。
 
出来社会那么久了,突然有人来付你稿费,要求你每个星期写一些东西。这样的机会,我将之当成天意。
 
如果天意真的要我成为一个业余的猎奇文章作者,我愿意一以贯之。
 
P/S: 也要在这里多谢那些曾激发我的灵感的朋友,他们是(排名以颜色、男性、女性和动物分先后):-
白二、大黑、老黑(又名咸黑)、狗黑、伦黑、啤黑、贱黑、波黑、子白、斯提夫、老细、立礼、黛丝、于琳、秀慧、小梅、儒宣、美女律师和猫王(我家的猫)。
 
11月29日

秋名山


 

秋名山是“头文字D”漫画的作者以榛名山为原型,虚构出来的一座山。榛名山的山路全长不过是3公里,但是共有30个左右险恶的转弯,几乎每100米就有一个急转弯,其中几个还是180度的“发夹转弯”。所以对飚车一族来说,绝对是练习漂移技术的好地方。 

头文字D”里的男主角由于工作的需要,时常经过这条山路载送豆腐。在长久的训练之下,练得一手好技术。即使在险恶的山路急速行驶,他可以单手掌盘,同时还倚窗托腮沉思,看起来象是完全投入“人路合一”的状态。 

这种人路合一的状态,也经常发生在我的身上。 

我的那一段路是在加星山一带,是我每次与朋友聚集饮茶之后,回家的必经之路。这一条路全长应该不超过4公里,一路上都没有交通灯。 

在凌晨时分,车辆稀少,在快速行驶的情况下,会有一点点的冒险感觉。这种感觉,是车子被发明后带给人类最大的感官革命。通过驾驶,人类速度感超越肉体的极限,得以从非人类的角度来看这个世界。急速行驶时会自然产生危机感,驾驶者在这个时候所可以依靠的,除了是自己的车子之外,就只剩下本身的意志力了。意志力强者,控制车子的信心就更大,所以可以将车子的性能推到极限。 

当车轮辗入这段路的那一刻起,我的精神马上进入另一个境界。整个路程不再需要刹车,一个高档芽,从头带到尾。每一个转弯,车子都会以近乎完美的弧度,轻轻划过转弯的内侧。然后在转弯的角的顶点,踩油飞驰而过。 

也有试过与好勇恶斗的改装车在这段路上相逢。在直路上也许会稍微落后,但是一到转弯处,等着改装车的刹车灯一亮,我就会乘着那一瞬间超越它,然后绝尘而去。那种满足感,嘿嘿,并非局外人所可以体会。 

所以说,每个人心中都有两座山,一座是断背山,另一座是秋名山。 

9月28日

EQUAL Beats FISH LEONG(梁静茹)!!!

Ai fm is having an election for the best local songs in the past ten years, and this is the current ranking stands:-
 
排名 歌曲 歌手 短讯代号 票数
1 李吉汉 S47 22%
2 圆缘圈 黄杏怡/黄康淇 S24 20%
3 爱广播 李爱广 S45 5%
4 防空洞 戴佩妮 S42 5%
5 时间快转 戴佩妮 S31 5%
6 付出 张栋梁 S37 5%
7 童话 光良 S46 5%
8 我不是宋承宪 颜学迁/张起政 S48 5%
9 泪雨 年少 S20 4%
10 爱情不能作比较 BABY S25 4%
11 依然是朋友 宇恒 S41 3%
12 熬夜 陈颖见 S32 3%
13 窗外的雨下得好凶 Equal S04 3%
14 因为我蓝 张泽(张觉隆) S12 3%
15 自信最美 陈国俊 S43 3%
16 现场直播 陈国俊/方玉莲 S22 1%
17 勇气 梁静茹 S17 1%
18 对面的女孩看过来 阿牛陈庆祥 S18 1%
19 我们的歌 榜主 S36 1%
20 小薇 阿弟合唱团 S29 1%

http://www.aifm.net.my/ai50/vote.asp

Cant believe warren & co beat a number of famous stars, among others, ah niiu, fish leong and  "xiao wei".

9月26日

Fight Club - Final Episode

Here comes my final Fight Club selection.

This passage tends to point out the spirit of the whole story, where Brad Pitt, Edward Norton's split personality, says this, "Self-improvement is masturbation. Self-destruction is the answer", which is the distorted version of a wide- spread saying, “self- consolation is masturbation; self- improvement is the answer”.  

This line lingers in my mind since the first day I watched the movie. I may not be in total agreement with Brad Pitt, but the way he says it…… it’s just simply too cool.

Since Brad Pitt (Tyler) is the split personality of Jack (Edward Norton), it explains very well why Tyler (who actually is Jack himself) set fire on his Ikea items.

EXT. STREET - DUSK
 
     Tyler and Jack walk, both smoking cigarettes.
 
                             JACK (V.O.)
                 A guy came to fight club for the
                 first time, his ass was a wad of
                 cookie dough.  After a few weeks, he
                 was carved out of wood.
 
                             JACK
                 If you could fight any celebrity?
 
                             TYLER
                 Alive or dead?
 
                             JACK
                 Doesn't matter.
 
                             TYLER
                 Hemingway.  You?
 
                             JACK
                 Shatner.  William Shatner.*
 (Leeyoun's note: william shatner is Captain James Kirk in Star Trek: The Original Series)
     They reach a BUS STOP as a BUS arrives, tossing their
     cigarettes, getting on board...
 
     INT. BUS - DUSK
 
     The bus is crowded.  As Tyler and Jack walk toward the back,
     Jack studies the faces of OTHER PASSENGERS...
 
                             JACK (V.O.)
                 We all started seeing things
                 differently.  Wherever we went.
 
     They hold hand grips.  Jack looks up at an ADVERTISEMENT; a
     CALVIN KLEIN ad featuring a tan, bare-chested MUSCLE STUD.
 
                             JACK (V.O.)
                 I felt sorry for all the guys packing
                 into gyms, trying to look like what
                 Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger said
                 they should.
 
     Tyler looks at Jack, looks at the C.K. advertisement.
 
                             TYLER
                 Self-improvement is masturbation.
                 Self-destruction is the answer.
 
     A MAN in a suit KNOCKS Tyler's shoulder as he passes.  The
     Man takes a handle, close by.  Jack's pissed, staring at the
     man, who stares back.
 
                             JACK
                       (to Tyler, so the
                        Man can hear)
                 You could take him.
 
     Tyler looks to Jack, glances over his shoulder at the Man.
     Tyler casually picks a small scab off Jack's nostril.
 
                             TYLER
                 The trick is not to care.
 
     Tyler stares forward.
 
9月22日

Fight Club Week 2C

Ooops, I did it again. For your info, I drop my previous pseudo name "Britney" or "brit". From now onwards, I am "jessica" or "jessica alba".
this passage of "Fight Club" talks about one's soul being eaten by Ikea. 
All his Ikea furniture ended up being arsoned by himself in the later part of the story.
INT. BATHROOM - JACK'S CONDO - NIGHT
 
     Jack sits on the toilet, CORDLESS PHONE to his ear, flips
     through an IKEA catalog.  There's a stack of old Playboy
     magazines and other catalogs nearby.
 
                             JACK (V.O.)
                 Like everyone else, I had become a
                 slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.
 
                             JACK
                       (into phone)
                 Yes.  I'd like to order the Erika
                 Pekkari slip covers.
 
     Jack drops the open catalog on the floor.
 
     MOVE IN ON CATALOG -- ON PHOTO of COFFEETABLE SET...
 
                             JACK (V.O.)
                 If I saw something like clever coffee
                 table sin the shape of a yin and
                 yang, I had to have it.
 
     PAN TO PHOTO of ARMCHAIR...
 
                             JACK (V.O.)
                 Like the Johanneshov armchair in the
                 Strinne green stripe pattern...
 
     INT. LIVING ROOM/DINING AREA/KITCHEN
 
     The armchair APPEARS.  PAN OVER next to armchair...
 
                             JACK (V.O.)
                 Or the Rislampa wire lamps of
                 environmentally-friendly unbleached
                 paper.
 
     The lamps APPEAR.  PAN OVER to wall...
 
                             JACK (V.O.)
                 Even the Vild hall clock of
                 galvanized steel, resting on the
                 Klipsk shelving unit.
 
     The clock APPEARS as the shelving unit APPEARS on the wall.
 
                             JACK (V.O.)
                 I would flip through catalogs and
                 wonder, "What kind of dining set
                 defines me as a person?"  We used to
                 read pornography.  Now it was the
                 Horchow Collection.
 
     A dining room set APPEARS.  Jack, the cordless phone still
     glued to his ear, walks INTO FRAME and continues.
 
                             JACK
                 No, I don't want Cobalt.  Oh, that
                 sounds nice.  Apricot.
 
     Jack opens a cabinet, takes out a plate.
 
                             JACK (V.O.)
                 I had it all.  Even the glass dishes
                 with tiny bubbles and imperfections,
                 proof they were crafted by the
                 honest, simple, hard-working
                 indigenous peoples of wherever.
 
     He rummages through the refrigerator.  It's practically
     empty.  Jack takes out a jar of mustard, opens it and uses
     a butter knife to eat it.
 
9月19日

Fight Club Week 2B

Cant wait till next week, let's have another "Fight Club" session:-
 
INT. LOU'S TAVERN - BASEMENT - NIGHT
     LOUD.  An enormous CROWD of guys, including Jack and Bob,
     stands around Tyler, who's in the center of the circle,
     holding up his hands to quiet them...
                             TYLER
                 I look around... I look around and
                 see a lot of new faces.
     An enthusiastic RUMBLE from the crowd.
                             TYLER
                 Shut up!  Which means a lot of you
                 have been breaking the first two
                 rules of fight club.
     A glum silence falls.  Guys look at each other.
                             TYLER
                 I see in fight club the strongest and
                 smartest men who have ever lived --
                 an entire generation pumping gas and
                 waiting tables; or they're slaves
                 with white collars.
                             (more)
 
                             TYLER (cont)
                 Advertisements have them chasing cars
                 and clothes, working jobs they hate
                 so they can buy shit they don't need.
                 We are the middle children of
                 history, with no purpose or place.
                 We have no great war, or great
                 depression.  The great war is a
                 spiritual war.  The great depression
                 is our lives.  We were raised by
                 television to believe that we'd be
                 millionaires and movie gods and rock
                 stars -- but we won't.  And we're
                 learning that fact.  And we're very,
                 very pissed-off.
 
     The crowd erupts into a DEAFENING CHORUS of agreement.  Jack
     looks at the blazing excitement in the eyes of the crowd.
 
                             TYLER
                 We are the quiet young men who listen
                 until it's time to decide.
 
     A fat, MIDDLE-AGED MAN stomps down the stairs, pushing into
     the crowd, followed by a TALL, HEFTY THUG who holds a GUM.
 
                             TYLER
                 Who are you?
 
                             FAT MAN (LOU)
                 Who am I?!  There's a sign on the
                 front that says "Lou's Tavern." I'm
                 fucking Lou.  Who the fuck are you?!
 
                             TYLER
                 Tyler Durden.
 
     Tyler extends his hand for a shake, but Lou SLAPS it away.
 
                             LOU
                 Who told you motherfuckers you could
                 use my place?
 
                             TYLER
                 We have a deal worked out with Irvine.
 
                             LOU
                 Irvine?  Irvine's at home with a
                 broken collarbone.
 
     Everyone glances guiltily at each other.
 
                             LOU
                 He don't own this place, I do.  How
                 much money's he getting for this?
 
                             TYLER
                 There is no money.
 
                             LOU
                 Really?
 
                             TYLER
                 It's free to all.
 
                             LOU
                 Ain't that something?
 
                             TYLER
                 Yes, it is.
 
                             LOU
                 Look, stupid fuck, I want everyone
                 outta here now!
 
                             TYLER
                 You're welcome to join our club.
 
                             LOU
                 Did you hear what I just said?!
 
                             TYLER
                 You and your friend.
 
     Lou SLUGS Tyler in the stomach, doubles him over.
 
                             LOU
                 You hear me now?
 
     Tyler gains his breath, determined.  He looks up, turns his
     head, looking to Jack.  Jack watches, wide-eyed.
 
     Tyler straightens, facing Lou.
 
                             TYLER
                 No, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
 
     Lou PUNCHES Tyler in the face.  Some of the guys move
     forward, but the Thug points his gun.  Jack-runs forward
     anyway -- Lou PUNCHES him in the face.
 
     More guys move forward, but Tyler waves them off, facing Lou.
 
                             TYLER
                 We really need to use this place.
 
     Lou proceeds to beat the shit out of Tyler, PUNCHING his
     face, his stomach.  Tyler collapses to the floor.  Lou
     starts KICKING his.  Tyler bleeds from the mouth and face.
 
                             TYLER
                 That's it.... that's good.  Get it
                 all out.  You'll feel better.
 
     Lou flushes red with exasperation, KICKS more.  Finally,
     sweating, bewildered, Lou stops.  He looks to the Thug, who
     is just as bewildered.
 
     Suddenly, Tyler SPRINGS UP, grabs onto Lou...
 
                             TYLER
                 Yes, I am shit and crazy, to you and
                 this whole fucking world...
 
     Tyler's blood spatters on Lou.  Lou tries to shake Tyler
     off, but Tyler BITES Lou's NECKTIE.  The Thug grabs Tyler
     and pulls, the necktie tightening and strangling Lou.  Lou
     slaps at Tyler's face, but recoils from the blood.  Tyler
     spits and shouts through clenched teeth...
 
                             TYLER
                 You don't know where I've been.
 
     Tyler bear hugs Lou, pulls him to the floor.  Tyler rubs his
     bloody face into Lou's face.  The Thug lifts Tyler.  Tyler
     clings to Lou's belt, dragging Lou as he is dragged...
 
                             TYLER
                 We need this place.  We need it.
                 Please let us keep it, please...
 
     Blood dribbles out of Tyler's mouth, spattering Lou.
 
                             LOU
                 What are you doing?!
 
                             TYLER
                 Pleeeeeease!
 
                             LOU
                 Okay!  Okay, fuck it!  Use the
                 basement!  Get off me!
 
                             TYLER
                 We need some towels, Lou.  We need
                 replacement light bulbs.
 
                             LOU
                 Alright, Christ!  Fucking let me go!
 
                             TYLER
                 Thank you.  Thank you, sir...
 
                             LOU
                 Let go of me!!
 
     Tyler lets go of Lou's belt.  Lou scrambles away.  The Thug
     drops Tyler, trying to keep clear of the blood.  Lou gets to
     his feet, looks at Tyler, then at the rest of the guys.  He
     and the Thug back away... slamming the door behind.
     Fight club surrounds Tyler.  They help him up, move him to
     a crate.  Tyler sits slumped for a long moment, his
     breathing labored... then, he sits back, crossing his legs
     and looking to the group, his demeanor businesslike.
 
9月18日

Fight Club Week 2

 For your information, Jack is Edward Norton, and Tyler is Brad Pitt.
     INT. JACK'S OFFICE - DAY
 
     Jack sits staring at his SCREEN SAVER.
 
     INT. BOSS'S OFFICE - DAY
 
     Jack steps into the open doorway, knocks on the doorframe.
     Boss looks up from his large, expensive desk.
 
                             JACK
                 We need to talk.
 
                             BOSS
                 Okay.  Where to begin?  With your
                 constant absenteeism?  With your
                 unpresentable appearance?  You're up
                 for review...
 
                             JACK
                 I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise.
 
     Boss sits up in his seat, becoming enraged.
 
                             JACK
                 Let's pretend.  You're the Department
 
                 of Transportation, and you discover
                 that our company intentionally did
                 nothing about leather seats cured in
                 third world countries with chemicals
                 we know cause birth defects?  Brake
                 linings that fail after a thousand
                 miles.  Fuel injectors that burn
                 people alive.
 
                             BOSS
                 Just who the fuck do you think you
                 are?!  Get out!  You're fired!
 
                             JACK
                 What about this?  Keep me on payroll
                 as an outside consultant.  In
                 exchange for my salary, I'll keep my
                 mouth shut.  I won't need to come to
                 the office.  I can do this job from
                 home.
 
     Boss stands, moves around his desk, glaring with rage.
 
                             BOSS
                 You little fucker!  I oughta...
 
     Jack PUNCHES HIMSELF in the nose.  Blood starts to trickle.
     He punches himself in the jaw, throws himself back as if by
     the force of the punch, SLAMS against a framed picture and
     SHATTERS the glass.  He falls to the floor.
 
                             JACK (V.O.)
                 I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
 
     Jack gets back to his feet.
 
                             JACK
                 Please... don't hit me again, please.
                 I'm your responsibility...
 
     He PUNCHES himself in the stomach, then in the jaw again.
     He reels backwards, pulls down a hanging shelf, its contents
     flying.  He hits the floor.
 
                             JACK (V.O.)
                 For some reason, I thought of my
                 first fight -- with Tyler.
 
     Jack crawls toward Boss, dripping blood, grabs Boss's leg.
 
                             JACK
                 Please... give me the paychecks like
                 I asked for.  I won't be any trouble.
                 You won't see me again.
 
     Jack climbs up Boss's leg while Boss tries to shake him off.
     Boss stumbles back into his desk, knocking off belongings.
 
                             JACK (V.O.)
                 Under and behind and inside
                 everything this man took for granted,
                 something horrible had been growing.
 
     Jack crawls high enough to grab Boss's belt, hoisting
     himself up.  He dribbles blood an Boss's clothing, SMUDGES
     blood from his face onto the knuckles of Boss's hand.
 
                             JACK
                 Please... please...
 
                             JACK (V.O.)
                 And right then, at our most excellent
                 moment together...
 
     Two SECURITY GUARDS enter and gape at the sight.  Behind
     them stand CURIOUS WORKERS, looking in.
 
                             JACK
                       (gurgling blood)
                 Please don't hit me again.
 
     INT. TYLER'S HOUSE - ENTRANCE FOYER - DAY
 
     Jack holds a CHECK in front of Tyler's face.
 
                             JACK
                 Six months advance pay.  Six months!
 
                             TYLER
                 Fucking sweet.
 
                             JACK
                 Okay, and... and...
 
     Jack digs in his pocket, takes out a thick bundle of CARDS.
 
                             JACK
                 Forty-eight airline flight coupons.
                 Plus... hold on... just a minute...
 
     Jack holds up a finger, going to open the front door.  He
     drags an unwieldy SHOPPING CART in behind him; filled with
     his COMPUTER, PHONE, FAX and other office equipment.
 
                             JACK
                 I am now officially self-employed.
 
     Jack looks at the cart, then back at Tyler, proud.
 
                             TYLER
                 Good for you.
 
9月13日

Fight Club Week 1

On a recent trip to Johore Bahru, I've finally gotten a chance to revise the movie script of "Fight Club" by using my pda. It was a great experience. I've decided to share some extractions from the script on a weekly basis, and we shall do it like bible study. Here's the first episode goes:-
 
                             JACK
                 What are we doing?

                             TYLER
                 Homework assignment.

                             JACK
                 What is it?

     Tyler takes out a HANDGUN, hands the backpack back.

                             TYLER
                 Human Sacrifice.

     Jack turns white, staring at the gun.

     EXT. BEHIND THE CONVENIENCE STORE - MOMENTS LATER

     The BACK DOOR opens and Tyler brings the store's CLERK out
     at gunpoint, forces him to his knees.  Jack follows,
     freaked.  Tyler points the gun at the Clerk.

                             JACK (V.O.)
                 On a long enough time line, the
                 survival rate for everyone drops to
                 zero.

                             CLERK
                 Please... don't...

                             TYLER
                 Give me your wallet.

     The Clerk fumbles his wallet out of his pocket and Tyler
     snatches it.  Tyler pulls out the DRIVER'S LICENCE.

                             TYLER
                 Raymond K. Hessel. 1320 SE Benning,
                 apartment A.  A small, cramped
                 basement apartment.

                             RAYMOND
                 How'd you know?

                             TYLER
                 They give basement apartments letters
                 instead of numbers.  Raymond, you're
                 going to die.

     Tyler rummages through the wallet.

                             TYLER
                 Is this a picture of Mom and Dad?

                             RAYMOND
                 Yesssss...

                             TYLER
                 Your mom and dad will have to call
                 kindly doctor so-and-so to dig up
                 your dental records, because there
                 won't be much left of your face.

                             RAYMOND
                 Please, God, no...

     Raymond begins to weep, shoulders heaving.

                             JACK
                 Tyler...

                             TYLER
                 An expired community college student
                 ID card.  What did you used to study,
                 Raymond K. Hessel?

                             RAYMOND
                 S-S-Stuff.

                             TYLER
                 "Stuff."  Were the mid-terms hard?

     Tyler rams the gun barrel against Raymond's temple.

                             TYLER
                 I asked you what you studied.

                             JACK
                 Tell him!

                             RAYMOND
                 Biology, mostly.

                             TYLER
                 Why?

                             RAYMOND
                 I... I don't know...

                             TYLER
                 What did you want to be, Raymond K.
                 Hessel?

     Raymond weeps and says nothing.  Tyler COCKS the gun.
     Raymond GASPS.

                             TYLER
                 The question, Raymond, was "what did
                 you want to be?"

     A beat.

                             JACK
                 Answer him!

                             RAYMOND
                 A veterinarian!

                             TYLER
                 Animals.

                             RAYMOND
                 Yeah ... animals and s-s-s ---

                             TYLER
                 Stuff.  That means you have to get
                 more schooling.

                             RAYMOND
                 Too much school.

     Tyler shoves Raymond's wallet back into Raymond's pocket.

                             TYLER
                 Would you rather be dead?

                             RAYMOND
                 No, please, no, God, no!

     Tyler moves the gun right between Raymond's eyes.

                             RAYMOND
                 NOOOOO!

     Tyler UNCOCKS the gun, lowers it.

                             TYLER
                 I'm keeping your license.  I know
                 where you live.  I'm going to check
                 on you.  If you aren't back in school
                 and on your way to being a
                 veterinarian in six weeks, you will
                 be dead.  Get the hell out of here.

     Raymond staggers to his feet, heads down an alleyway.  Jack
     and Tyler watch Raymond flee, then Tyler looks at Jack.

                             JACK
                   I feel sick.

                             TYLER
                   Imagine how he feels.

     Tyler brings the gun to his own head, pulls the trigger --
     CLICK.  Empty.

                             JACK
                 I don't care, that was horrible.

     Tyler walks away.

                             TYLER
                 Tomorrow will be the most beautiful
                 day of Raymond K. Hessell's life.

     Jack watches Tyler go.

                             TYLER
                 His breakfast will taste better than
                 any meal he has ever eaten.

     Jack turns to look the direction Raymond ran.  He finally
     turns back, following after Tyler.
4月12日

后生可畏

自从开始blogging后,才真正了解到blog的威力。
 
它解放了以前被媒体和出版机制限制的万千才子,隐没的奇人。每个人都可以成为诗人作家。加上一点点的市场行销,就可以有定期的读者了。
 
最近浏览了一些blog后,有冲动列下我去过的blog:
 
13岁的作曲家(妈的,我13岁的时候连自己的人格都还未形成!!);
大马版的李敖/ 中国的电脑奇才;
失恋的年轻人(很喜欢叫人去他那边留言);
哈佛生
 
在能力许可下,和代沟不严重的情况下,我都尽量留言。
 
但看着80年代出生的新世代,那种奔放满泄的情感和青春,那种写什么都敢的勇气,有时实在感受到7字辈的无力感。
 
 
2月21日

Chong Hwa High School's Website

Out of a whim, I paid a visit to Chong Hwa High School website, and found something really intriguing.

林澤豪,the guy who sat next lane to me in 1992 and sold me cassettes on a monthly basis (thus attributed to my complete collection of Beyond's albums), wrote a poem to the school leavers last year. The poem sound like this:-

分岔路
作者:林泽豪校友
 
走到人生分岔路时,
你选择向左走还是向右走?
如果,你,选择停留。
但是,它,不会停留。

在你正在静静地观看两条不同的路,
到底那里一条比较适合自己的时候。。
它,拿走一些你的东西,也留下一些东西给你。
它,拿走你的青春岁月,也留下烦恼迷惘给你。

或许停留的时间不算久,
或许停留并不代表永久,
可是至少你会后悔因为停太久而所失去某些重要的东西。

The poem may not be fascinating in the eyes of literature critics, but the sentimental values hidden in between the lines sure worth this blog. Gosh, the freshest memory which I can relate to him was once he almost hurled a chair on Wong Wee Hong (大咪) when the latter mentioned something about his mom. And now, how sweet is him to write a poem to our juniors…

There is also a new section for posting of the students’ writings. I didn’t know that they are actually allowing the students to write fantasy novel, and better still, to publish it at the school’s official website.

Our mother school sure had changed a lot since we left.